ESPN’s Jessica Sims Brutally Shut Down Theo Von On Live National Television [VIDEO]
Theo Von was shut down and embarrassed on live TV after seemingly shooting his shot at Jessica Sims on ‘College GameDay’ this Saturday.
The comedian, who recently disclosed having won a date with the mother of a star NCAA quarterback, was the guest picker on this weekend’s iteration of ‘College GameDay’.
The ESPN staple made the trip to Tuscaloosa for tonight’s SEC clash between No. 11 Alabama and No. 17 Vanderbilt, with Von joining Rece Davis,
Theo Vonn Curtly Dismissed And Rejected In Live Segment
Von did a segment with Sims in which he confirmed having bought former Vanderbilt head coach Derek Mason’s house. She seemed pretty eager to get rid of him afterward, much to his disappointment.
“Oh, I’m already gone?” he asked after being told he could “go ahead.”
“You’re already gone, see you later,” Jess replied, motioning impatiently with her hands.
“Do I get to see you again?”
“No, I hope not,” she said as he groaned.
Check it out in the video below:
Did Jess Sims just shut down Theo Von live on national television?
“Do I get to see you again?”
“No, I hope not.” pic.twitter.com/07u9RIBkTN
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Maybe this was all just comedy, maybe it was not. We may never know.
Today’s show was the first in Tuscaloosa in a year.
The game between the two powerhouses was nearing the end of the third quarter, with the Crimson Tide leading 20-14 at the time of writing.
For what it’s worth, Von picked the Commodores to win this one.